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Hi my name is Rob.
I'm Rob, I'm 15 and I've been playing guitar for about a year I'm shit. I think our music is all about something to laugh at when your pissed, or someone to use as a target when you're sober. I think our music is good for piss head as I've never writted anything sober of not under the influence of intravienious drugs, yes...I love my cod liver oil tablets. if you have accidently roamed on to this site looking for gay porn while your parents are asleep then please note, lorin is actually a girl, love your pretencious idiot Rob.

Hi My name is Lorin
yeh what he said.

The History of the band
Lorins parents moved out for 2 weeks and rob moved in for 2 weeks, and after hot rocking up all the valuble furniture in the house he passed Lorin the guitar and said play it again sam, then he proudly belched the words "I met your mother in a porno shop" THus! the Seamen Were born! that night we recorded 9 tracks of the shittest shit you've ever heard (yes even worse than numo lol) mabye if you ask rob or lorin you may find yourself owning a rare copy of their aural feces, then the other night sitting on the internet we bullyed Dave into letting us have a ten minuite slot at his local extravaganza gig project monkey. so we have decided now to make our selves usefull and make a web site. xXx

the seamen love
the people we love................
Claire, Dicky, Jay Nation, Evil Joe Of Doom, Faye,
Sophie, Laura, Amy, Panic Promotions, Jethro, Fi, Emma, Phillipa, Jez, Dave Barlow, Super Dave..............................................................and...DRUGS

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